Dauadmur

etta er hryllileg framkoma gegn flkinu. Einn eirra flutti til danmerkur um 2ja ra, hefur bi Danmrku rmelga 20 r og kann ekki stakt or rsku, aeins dnsku og hefur engin hs a vernda rak. Svo senda eir flki httusvi. a er einfaldlega veri a senda flk t opinn dauann og a a ha mannfjanda sem standa fyrir essu.
mbl.is Flttamaur enn felum
Tilkynna um vieigandi tengingu vi frtt

ASPARTAME ER EITUR

Aspartame inniheldur TRSPRA, sem er bara nokku httulegur fjandi.
Lkaminn breytir v formaln og maurasru og bi efni rast harkalega
mitaugakerfi og ll lffri lkamans. g myndi kalla a skalegt efni.
og by the way, er aspartame sett flestar vrur sem telja a geslega
sniugt a sleppa sykri og setja bara trspra stain.

stur ess a sumir halda v fram a Aspartame s ekki skalegt er s a
gervisykursbransinn veltir miljrum og eir hafa endalust marga
lgfringa og peninga til ess a f flk til ess a draga rannsknir
snar til baka. En a hafa veri gerar margar rannsknir sem sna fram
skasemi efnisins. Fr v a Aspartame var sett markainn um 1986
hefur heilaxlum, sykurski og flogaveiki fjlga um 60% og er a raki
til notkunar efninu. FDA (bandarska lyfjaeftiliti) segir efni ekki
vera fyrir brn en samt setjum vi a svala og skyr.is

ef i vilji lesa greinar um efni bendi g :

sratklega myndina "Sweet Misery" in english can be watched here: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-566922170441334340

http://www.alun.dk/artikler.asp?id=574

http://www.alun.dk//nyhed-aspartam-kunstigt-soedestof-syg.asp?id=187

http://www.alun.dk//nyhed-aspartam-kunstigt-soedestof-syg.asp?id=187

http://www.wnho.net/aspartame_interacts.htm

http://www.aspartamekills.com/mpvalley/

http://www.naturalnews.com/001112.html

http://www.sweetpoison.com%2Faspartame-side-effects.html&h=2dc1324f7652c286124d47dc3ab2d6eb

http://urbansemiotic.com/2006/09/16/formaldehyde-and-dieting-to-death-in-swallows/

og g er me langan lista yfir fleiri greinar slensku, ensku og dnsku.

g gti fundi fleiri ef einhver hefur huga


mbl.is Hitaeiningasnautt gos sykurskattlagt?
Tilkynna um vieigandi tengingu vi frtt

ShotGun reglurnar. mikilvgt ;)

The term "Shotgun" refers to the front passenger seat of an automobile. "Calling Shotgun" is the act of claiming the position of Shotgun for one's self.

As this position is the most coveted of all positions when riding in a car, the following list of rules has been created to ensure that Shotgun can be acquired in a fair and equitable manner by any passenger of an automobile.

The history of calling "Shotgun" goes back to the days of covered wagons and the Wild West. On a trip across the plains, the driver of a wagon would hold the reins of his horse team and concentrate on driving. This left him and the occupants of his wagon susceptible to sneak attacks from bandits and thieves. To avoid this atrocious circumstance it became necessary for one person to sit next to the driver with a shotgun and fend off the enemy.

Defending against bandits is no longer the priority of Shotgun however, but it has evolved into a pre-driving ritual that is experienced before almost every car ride across America and even the world. Because of the obvious evolution that has already occurred with Shotgun, we ask you to consider Shotgun as a living entity and be aware that it is always changing for the better good of society.

1. The Shotgunner must be in clear sight of the car, and shotgun can be called regardless of whether the driver is in sight of the car

2. If you are the first to be picked up on a journey, you are automatically given shotgun, until you violate the other shotgun laws and thus, forfeit your position, the seat is yours

3. you cannot declare shot gun if someone has previously declared shotgun for that journey.

4. When simultaneous shotgun is called, there is then a foot race to the passenger side door from the all the people who called

5. Shotgun cannot be called whilst inside a building (unless you are in a multi story or underground car park!)

6. Shotgun cannot be called in advance, only whilst on the way to the car for the journey

7. On the call shotgun if the driver wants to mix things up a bit he can call reload, this means that all calls of shotgun before that are void and the first person to call shotgun again gets the seat... and if u plain don't like the person who called shotgun. This is often used when there is a simultanious call and the driver is unsure of the outcome, also a shotgun can have 2 barrels so a reload can only be called once

8. If a person calls shotgun and someone else really wants it they may challenge it. This is done by dropping the pants around the ankles and saying "I challenge you." If the person doesn't accept the challenge they forfeit their shotgun to the challenger. If they accept the challenge they also drop their pants to their ankles. Then they race to the car with their pants around their ankles and the first to touch the car receives shotgun.

9. Once shotgun has been called for the front seat then back left and back right can be called, thus leaving the fifth person who is travelling in the middle (or the "bitch" seat)

10. Being as how everyone is created equal, men have the same right as women to the front seat of the car. i.e. women don't own the front seat!

11. In the instance that the normal driver of a vehicle is drunk or otherwise unable to perform their duties as driver, then he/she is automatically given Shotgun.

12. Once the journey is underway, the driver is the obvious controller of the tunes. However if they feel the road needs their full concentration, or they simply cannot be arsed any more, duty is passed to the shotgunner. however putting on crap tunes or allowing for silence when the ipod finishes a song or ANY instances of TAKE THAT will result in demotion to bitch seat.

13. Shoe Rule, anyone calling shotgun must have their shoes on, this is to stop people running outside and calling shotgun, then having to go back inside to put their shoes on, thus slowing the journey

14. Shotgun overrules Dibs, Baggsy's and and other girly calls!

15. despite the debate, shotgun can be used to shotgun things other than the front seat (eg back left, back right, women, not going to answer the door etc etc etc)

16. If travelling with a couple, one of the couple must shotgun the front.....no one wants to chauffer two of their mates whilst they are sat in the back all over each other

17. If someone has successfully called shotgun, this gives them no right whatsoever to correct the driver on their navigation skills ("take a left here you dickhead!") or driving ability ("I'd be in third gear if i was drving") if the passenger does this then they forfeit their position as shotgun holder

18. if someone says "whats shotgun?" after it has been called then they have to walk

19. If you come up to the car and you already have whos shotgun..the driver gets in and reaches over to unlock the shotgun door. if shotgun opens it before its actually unlocked..(this happens when the driver is still trying to unlock it and person pulls on handle) they have to give up there rights as shotgun. Therefore..shotgun suicide!

20. The successful shotgunner, in the front of a vehicle, assumes the responsibility for all gate opening, off licence nipping into, takeaway ordering and question asking. He/she is, in essence the co-pilot and therefore the enforcer of behaviour in the vehicle and exacter of slaps/punches/water spraying/bag throwing at the passengers in the back.

21. automatic "couple's rights act 1997". This is that, if the driver is the boyfriend/girlfriend of a passenger in the car, they have the right to the seat of their choice.

22. The Pirate Rule - If One of the potential occupants of the vehicle is dressed (convincingly) as a pirate then they are given automatic shotgun. In the occurance of more than one pirate then a sword fight shall determine the succesful shotgunner.

23. When driving past a woman walking a dog, everyone in the car must shout of the window "who's walking who", it is the shotgunners responsiblity and failure to spot a potential heckling results in demotin to the bitch seat!

24. Rule the person in shot gun must prvide sufficeant leg room to the person behind them but only to the point where the shotgunner is still comfortible

25. The shotgunner must hold the toll ticket (he/she must not put it to the side because it falls under the seat, putting it under the car visor or in the glove compartment is ok.) The shotgunner must also find change when coming upon a toll booth.

26. When a car is going through a drive-thru of a fast food restaurant, the person next to the driver must hold all of the food items/drinks, no matter how hot or cold, until the vehicle is safely out of the drive-thru path. Then they must distribute the items to their owners.


eir deyja ungir sem guirnir elska

slenskir karlmenn vera allra stafkarla elstir
mbl.is slenskir karlar vera karla elstir
Tilkynna um vieigandi tengingu vi frtt

a besta sem gu hefur skapa er nr dagur

glei dagsins: VERI!! a er alveg gudmlegt!!

g a vera a gera verkefni aferafri og svo er geslega miki sem g arf a gera fyrir vinnuna mna... en auvita fr g inn Hotmaili mitt (sem g nota nstum aldrei) og s a gamalt kejubrf inn "drafts" sem g skrifai fyrir 6 rum egar g bj Freyjum. svo kva g bara a henda v hinga inn sem bloggiFootinMouth

Bara svona rtt til a hafa gaman af lfinu og tilverunni...

Nafn: Margrt Ingadttir

Glunfn: Magga, skat, snlla, magga bitch, super bitch, sland, fr sland

Afmlisdagur: 7. ma (dagur vmulausrar sku)

Kyn: kvk (sast thegar g vissi)

Skstr: 36-37

Hr-litur: slenskur... svonna grr

Augnlitur: blr, en g geng oft me brnar linsur

Fyrsta skot: er veri a tala um a skjta flki? tha var thegar g var vetnam...

Rtthent ea rvhent:Rtthent

hugaml: senda flki kejubrf & rfast vi starfsmenn smans...

Stjrnumerki: naut

Stt ea stutt hr:tha er svona milli nna... og svoldi krulla

G ea vond: tha er misjafnt hva flk heldur um mig. sumir halda a g s alger engill og bara best... en arir halda a g s antikristurinn sjlfur

Freknur ea engar: alls engar

Hvort Skipulagur ea afslappaur: illa skipulg og stressu

rttastelpa/nrdi/vond stelpa/choco: ekki thrtta ea choco... g er bara geslega cool ;)

frekar Kkmjlk ea heitt kak:heitt kak

Coke ea Pepsi: coca cola!!! oh, g sakna slenska kksins

Vetur/sumar/vor/ ea haust:vetur!!!!!!!

Vanilla ea skkulai: vanilla...

Morgunkorn ea ristabrau: ristabrau... en g t oftar gamla pizzu fr deginum ur og restina af vninu...

Rokk/Punk/Rapp/R&B/Popp/Tech/Kntr tnlist: hmmm sko... g er obboslega msklsk... er mest fyrir rokk

Dagur ea ntt:ntt

Hanskar ea vettlingar: vettlingaveur vettlingaveur :D vettlingar

Tyggj ea brjstsykur: nei takk, barafroya-bjr!!

Kveikt ea slkkt ljs: slkkt - a g s nttblind

Upphalds Litur: blr !!

Fag: strfri, lffri, elisfri... saga...

tala:4

Fatabir: ... zara var flott... en hr freyjum... hmmm... not so much

Vinir: j g vini

Mesti kvennabsinn: Danni er duglegastur a draga druslurnar heim.

Skjr 1, RUV, St 2 ea Sn: g er bara me freyska rkissjnvarpi... og a er alltaf svona Bing fstudagskvldum!! og svo Derrick -jey

Silfur ea gull: I can't eat that

Hristur ea hrur: who???

Taco ea Burritos: hver er munurinn?

Titanic ea Flash-dance: no, i'm not gay

Slarlag ea slarrisa: hr er alltaf oka...

Sturtur ea b: Ba er best!! en a er ekkert annig hrna freyjum, bara sturtur.

Finnst r gaman sklanum? Nei oftast ekki. bara gaman lffri og eslisfri

Finnst r gaman a vera smanum? Nei, rauninni hata g a

Finnst r gaman a dansa ? j, hrna freyjum er a roslega gaman! a er alltaf sami samkvmisdansinn, alveg sama hvernig tnlist er spilu. a er bara dansa hraar egar a er hr tnlist :)

Vangadans ? hef ekki prfa a

Hefuru veri drukkin? dag?? svoldi...

Sefuru me tuskudr? j, reyndar. Bangsi minn er hrna me mr froyjum

Finnst r sjlf vera gur hlustandi? nei, g grp alltaf framm

Ertu syndur? J, g hef allavegana ekki drukna enn

Synguru sturtu? hehe, nei. En g a til a syngja mean g keyri

Hvernig er tannburstinn inn? eru til einhverjar tpur af tannburstum? er ekki til betri spurning en etta?

triru st vi fyrstu sn? ...st -er a eitthva ofan bau?

Upphalds staur? rsmrk

Hversu mrg brn viltu eignast? g tla bara a giftast einhverjum sem krakka svo g urfi ekki a rfa allt arna niri!!

Sru eftir einhverju lfinu, sem a hefur gert hinga til? J maur!!

Hver sendi etta til n? Katla

*Magga*


Skli er bjni

Hvernig afsgn Bjrgvins a sna hva samfylkingin skilur, egar Bjrgvin gerir etta n nokkurs samrs vi flokkinn? etta snir bara a Skli heldur a jin s jafn heimsk og hann sjlfur og tri essari fvisku sem hann er a gubba tr sr.

etta snir enn og aftur hva rkisstjrnin er vanhf, a etta hafi ekki veri gert samri og fleiri ltnir flakka sama tma (Dav og hans li). En g er ng a Bjrgvin hafi snt frumkvi essari ntu rkisstjrn og gert a sem hans valdi st, tt seint vri


Takk fyrir EKKERT

b b

og n arf Dav a drulla sr burtu me sitt hyski


mbl.is Bjrgvin segir af sr
Tilkynna um vieigandi tengingu vi frtt

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

g var andvaka ntt og a lokum settist g vi tlvuna og fr a lesa hin og essi moggablogg, t fr frttum mbl.is. g komst a v a a eru nokkrir einstaklingar sem eru a eyileggja ennan mguleika okkar frjlsri umru um frttir netinu. Nokkrir bloggarar og flk sem a skrifar athugasemdir vi blogg annara, skrifa svo hrikalega smekklega a g ori ekki einu sinni a vitna a hr.Ef a mogginn vri bara a loka sem eruharkalegir plitskum umrum ea heldur harorir gar sumra, vri a ritskoun. En g hef s ritaa hluti innan kerfisins sem er svo viurstyggilegt a maur svitnar.

g skil fullkomlega vel a svo a bloggfrslan s alfari byrg skrifanda en endurspegli ekki neinn htt skoanir ea afstu mbl.is, og Morgunblasins, vilji eir ekki hsa ann vibj sem sumir lta t r sr.

etta mun aeins leia til ess a mogginn arf a loka athugasemdir eirra sem koma ekki undir nafni, san loka kvenar IP tlur, loka fleiri bloggara, loka fleiri frttir og hver veit a etta veri sar svo flki a eir loki bara moggabloggi allt eins og a leggur sig.

Plitsk umra verur oft a vera hvss og a er hjkvmilegt a einhverjir mgist ea a flk veri jafnvel srt. En me arfa sakjafti er veri a eyileggja etta fna kerfi, sem moggabloggi er, og vettvang okkar til ess a tj okkur um mlefni landi stundar.

Eyjunni (eyjan.is)eru lesendurbenir a koma til lis vi sig og bta notkun ummlakerfisins me v a nota alltaf rtt nafn og halda umrum innan heilbrigra marka. eir segja a umran megi vera gagnrnin, afdrttarlaus og hvss, en hn urfi a vera efnisleg og ekki veri lii a settar su fram rangar stahfingar, dylgjur, rumeiandi ummli ea htanir. Mogginn tti a sjlfsgu a geta fari fram a sama.


mbl.is Umruhttir netinu
Tilkynna um vieigandi tengingu vi frtt

Og svo kom str og svo kom her. Og svo kom friur og enn meiri her. -Megas

Jja. Ntt r er hafi og g hef ekki gumund um a hvernig a eftir a vera.. en a er hgt a lta mjg jkvtt a eins og Ilmur geri skaupinuog kalla etta bara VINTRI!!

*~why not?

En g tla ekki a skrifa meira bili, a er vst kominn tmi til a lra undir nsta prfAngry


sAmSRiSkEnNiNg

g er bin a finna sannanir fyrir v a stri brir minn st fyrir hrijuverkarsinni 11. sept!! g fletti upp afmlisdeginum hans og komst a v a hann verur 11.111 daga gamall, 11. september ri 2009!! snnun hr
g var fyrst ekki a tra essu svo a g tlai a hringja hann og bija hann um a LOFA mr v a etta vri ekki satt, EN svo egar g tlai a sl inn nmeri s g a ef g strokai t annan hvern staf nmerinu... (set hr X sta eirra sem g urka t..) f g smann: x9x1x1x ea 911 !!! 9/11 M GOD!!
g var alveg sjokki, tlai ekki a tra essu og fr ofan saumana mlinu og hugsai: "world trade center" - "world TRADE center" - "world GAY center" A RMAR!!!! v!!! er brir minn virkilega GAY? g hefi aldrei lti mr detta a hug a hann vri hommi, en N veit g sannleikann.

En g hlt a rsin vri framin af AL-QUAIDA. En ef g pli virkilega heilmiki v og athuga stu hvers bkstafs stafrinu, er: A=1, L=12, Q=17, A=1, E=5, D=4, A=1. Ef vi segjum 1 pls 12 kvaradrt af 5 sinnum 4 mnus 1 fru 78! eins og samtkunum 78. V, er Frosti Jnsson raun bak rssanna en ekki Osama... Hann hltur a hafa mta stra brur til a fremja essi dis verk... En hvar st Osama Bin Laden essu llu? Ef vi fjarlgjum "Bin" og "den" hfum vi Osamala ea SAMMLA slensku. Og hverju er kallinn sammla? hmmm, hann sprengdi turnana, sem eru greinilega tkn tveggja gndla. Tv typpi eru tkn tveggja homma sem eru a hommast saman. Shit, hann er augljslega hommahatari!! ergo: OSAMALA hommaskapnum.
Vi verum a stoppa ennan hrijuverkakall.
g veit a a m ekki taka flk af lfi slandi, en g mlist til ess essu tilviki, eim grundvelli a essi eldri brir minn er rauhrur og v raun= rttdrpur! og hva hinn varar: bossinn: Frosta... well, hann er j HOMMI


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